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| Hey, did you know that Alex Jones said that the Illuminati were behind Hostess going out of business? I am fixing for a Twinkie. You look like someone that understands me. | |
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| Um...I don't know where I am. I just got carjacked. Do you have a phone? | |
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| You should have seen all the fireworks earlier. The police just shot this guy and I'm pretty sure it was because he was a secret Nibiruan trying to stop Hostess from putting alien eggs in Twinkies. | |
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| It smells like my sister's gerbil cage here. | |
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| I am infected with apathy. At least I'm not out of gum. I despair as I refuse to be myself. | |
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