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Behind the Scene by RocketeerZ 8-20-06
Excuse me... could you tell me where room 314 is? QUERY: ARE YOU HERE FOR THE AUDITION?	Why yes, I am... are you here for that too? STATEMENT: NO I AM NOT. ROOM 314 IS RIGHT THERE. GO RIGHT IN.	Oh crap... NEXT!

 

Behind the Strip by RocketeerZ 8-20-06
Damn robot... should have know I can't trust something made out of metal... where is that frigging audition room?	Audition huh? Why of course sir... it's in that room at the end of the hall with the red door. Oh, whew... an innocent little girl... excuse me, could you tell me where they are holding the auditions for the new Comic Strip?	NEXT! Oh for the luv-a... damn competitive toons...

 

Behind The Strip (#3) by RocketeerZ 8-20-06
I hate auditions, and these stupid toons looking to screw me up aren't helping... where is that damn room?	Please, PLEASE tell me this is where they are holding auditions for the new Comic Strip... Huh? Oh... yeah! Sure it is!	Well, if you can't trust Santa Claus... WHAT THE!?!? Dude! You didn't see a big, fat, round yellow guy with a HUGE mouth around here... did ya?

 

Behind the Strip (#4) by RocketeerZ 8-20-06
FINALLY! Excuse me, I'm here for the Audition... ok, please take a number and go wait in line.	Ok, looks like I'm number 47...	I wonder if... STATEMENT: NUMBER 47 WAS JUST CALLED TO THE ROOM AT THE END OF THE HALL WITH THE RED DOOR.

 

Behind The Strip (#5) by RocketeerZ 8-20-06
YOU! You stupid robot! I'm not listening to you! You sent me into a friggin Mad Doctor's Lab! STATEMENT: I DID NO SUCH THING. HUMANS ARE SUCH ILLOGICAL CREATURES.	You did so! It's bad enough you tried to make me miss the audition, and now you're going to lie about it too!? What are you afraid of, that I'd beat you out for the part? STATEMENT: IT WAS MY EVIL TWIN WHO DID THAT. I FEAR NO COMPETITION.	REPEAT STATEMENT: IT WAS MY EVIL TWIN WHO DID... LIAR! STOP BLAMING ME FOR EVERYTHING! I'M TELLING MOM!

 

Behind the Strip (#6) by RocketeerZ 8-20-06
I'm sorry about my brother... these things make him so nervous. Well, it's not your fault. You're trying out for this too?	Yes, we both lost our jobs when the creator of our last strip decided he was tired of what he was doing and decided to make a change... we were a little surprised to say the least... Well, I'm sure you were in a Science Fiction strip... what happened?	On the set of the strip formerly known as 'Outta-Sight Space Rangers' What happened to the ship? Why is the set all different? Why did that sign outside say "Outta-Sight Love Nurse"? OOOooo! Time to check your OIL big boy!

 

Behind the Strip (#7) by RocketeerZ 8-21-06
On the set of 'Outta-Sight Love Nurses' (formerly known as 'Outta-Sight Space Rangers') Who are you? What's going on here? I'm Helga, Love Nurse #3... sorry to have to tell you this but the strip format has somewhat changed. Anyway, ready for our scene?	I can't believe this.. This can't be happening... I can't be in a strip like this! Hey! Where are YOU going? Get back here! Ok fine! You aren't the only steel stud around here you know!	This is insane... what are we going to... wait... what did she mean I'm not he only steel stud around here? QUERY: HOW DOES ONE GET A "FREAK ON"?

 

Behind the Strip (#8) by RocketeerZ 8-21-06
Back at the audition... Needless to say, it all went downhill from there. Holy Jeez... I can only imagine. So is this your first audition since then?	No... not even close... What else did you guys try out for?	On the Warner Bros. lot... STATEMENT: DUCK SEASON. HOLD STILL WHILE I SET MY PHASERS FOR 'FLAMBE'

 

Behind the Strip (#9) by RocketeerZ 8-21-06
Back at the Audition... After almost roasting Daffy to death, we pretty much got let go from that one. And then?	Well... it WAS December by that time... and... Oh My God... don't tell me...	On the set of Ruldolph Saves Festivus... STATEMENT: POINT THAT NOSE SOMEWHERE ELSE FREAK. PREPARE TO BE FRICASSEED. No, No, Hermy! You want to be a dentist! A DENTIST!

 

Behind the Strip (#10) by RocketeerZ 8-21-06
Back at the Audition... Talk about a Nightmare. From what I hear, Rudolph is still in therapy... No wonder they had Rudolph played by Michael Jackson that year... and then?	Let's just say that my Brother became desperate... oh no...	At Guido the Killer Pimp's Place... QUERY: THIS UNIT STILL DOES NOT UNDERSTAND HOW TO GET HIS 'FREAK ON' Now don't get uppity baby or it'll be Robo-Slap time!

 

Behind The Strip (#11) by RocketeerZ 8-21-06
Back at the Audition... ... And eventually we heard about this audition and headed over. I'm Psimon... yes the 'P' is silent... Pleased to meet you... I'm Sticks.	My brother calls himself X-93, but his name is really Robby. Mom was a HUGE Lost in Space fan... You know for the most part I sort of see a resemblance, but only a little bit.	You mean like in the first panel of the last strip when the idiot Newbie-Comic Stripper placed my brother instead of me and couldn't go back and fix it cause he's too cheap to make a donation? Well, I wasn't going to mention it, but yeah.

 

Behind the Strip (#12) by RocketeerZ 8-21-06
Still at the audition... So what about you Sticks... is this your first audition? For the most part... yes.	For the most part? Well, there was this ONE little part I tried out for...	Time to suck your bloo... wait a minute... No neck dude,,, get it? NO NECK.

 

Behind the Strip (#13) by RocketeerZ 8-21-06
At the Audition... Ouch, Well, good luck today... Hey, looks like we're getting close... Yeah, you're right... hey good luck too Psimon...	Hmmm... maybe my Brando impression? 28 days... six hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end.	QUERY: THERE ARE NO RED-NOSED FREAKS IN THIS STRIP, CORRECT? I gave up 'Away Team' for This?

 

Behind the Strip (#14) by RocketeerZ 9-23-11
Still waiting on line at the audition You don't happen to know what sort of strip this is for do you? Now that I think about it, the ad was kind of vague...	I'm a little concerned... I think I just saw a young kid... Robbie doesn't do well with children... Why does that not surprise me? It couldn't be too bad though... could it?	QUERY: I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS WAS A STRIP ABOUT MIDGETS, WHERE'S THE REST OF YOUR FELLOWSHIP FRODO? Said the flying metal tampon.

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