Rocketlex2000  

Linux is the best. It lets you do all sorts of cool stuff if you get good at it.

I don't want to have to "get good" at using my computer. I'm happy with how my computer runs, now.

The file access system I have on mine is way more streamlined than anything Windows could offer.

That's nice. Look, I'm going to go play World of Warcraft.

I can play World of Warcraft, too! I can play it in 3D! The characters actually COME OUT OF THE SCREEN AND BATTLE ON MY KEYBOARD!!