Rocketlex2000  

I view capitalism as a sort of religion.

So, under that religion, what happens to us when we die?

The amount of money you accumulated in life is tallied. If you made enough, you get to go to Heaven and experience eternal bliss.

What if you didn't make enough? You go to Hell?

And take that many souls out of the system? No. You get reencarnated into a higher income bracket and get to try again.

At what point do I get my virgins?