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Say it ain't Kobe
by
Rockjock
7-20-03
Kobe Bryant faces the music on his rape charges.
I would just like to thank you all for coming to this meeting to address the charges against me.
Though I do admit freely to having an affair with the woman in question, she is wrong in her assertion that I took her by force. Any questions?
Mr. Bryant, your trial is over already. Take off your clothes so we can spray you with disinfectant.
This press conference is over!
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