Funky Fresh Caleb is unnerved at his friend Scott's new lifestyle...
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| Psssssssh! Dag, yo, why you be all dressed up in that suit, sucka? You be goin' ta court latah? | |
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| No Caleb, I'm going door to door spreading the word. We are witness to Jehovah and have come to help you get into Heaven. | |
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| Tahahaha! The F to da F to da C don't play that shee-it! Why you down with dat played-out religious bull, kid? | |
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| Well, my parents make me do it, but I think salvation is important. Plus my temple will pay me a full scholarship to any college if I get two conversions. | |
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| Man, what-EVAH! College is fo' fags, yo, and church is MAD weak. I be goin' to Mack-Donald's with my mom's boyfriend latah! SEE YA, BEYOOOTCH! | |
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| Yeah, I was just thinking I see McDonald's in your future. | |
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