From the producers of "The Restaurant" comes the NEW reality series, "Convenience Store!"
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| Gosh, Mr. Hajirburunderkamir, thanks for hiring me on the late shift. With any luck I won't get shot in my first month. | |
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| You stupid kid! I hate you! Now work for minimum wage while I trust you with full access to the register. | |
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| Dwayne, what's happenin' bra? How you livin' workin' for da man? | |
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| Eh, it's not bad, but they got me doin' this reality show while I'm at it. So far I've been married twice, won two million dollars, boxed David Caruso, and ate a dog's ball. | |
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When ratings start to sag, a new twist is thrown into the formula...
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| Roight. Ungle blallah jumma donut come skalla me *BLEEP* you son of a *BLEEP* right up me...w-w-where am I? | |
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| Ozzy!! I never signed on for this! I used to be Anna Nicole's son! | |
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