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by Rockjock
7-23-03
From the producers of "The Restaurant" comes the NEW reality series, "Convenience Store!"
Gosh, Mr. Hajirburunderkamir, thanks for hiring me on the late shift. With any luck I won't get shot in my first month.
You stupid kid! I hate you! Now work for minimum wage while I trust you with full access to the register.
Dwayne, what's happenin' bra? How you livin' workin' for da man?
Eh, it's not bad, but they got me doin' this reality show while I'm at it. So far I've been married twice, won two million dollars, boxed David Caruso, and ate a dog's ball.
When ratings start to sag, a new twist is thrown into the formula...
Roight. Ungle blallah jumma donut come skalla me *BLEEP* you son of a *BLEEP* right up me...w-w-where am I?
Ozzy!! I never signed on for this! I used to be Anna Nicole's son!
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