John Kerry holds yet another press conference deriding the Bush administration...
...and that is why mentioning the war for political gain is wrong. Take it from a Vietnam veteran. Next question?
Senator Kerry, how will you solve the deficit problem?
Well, any time I was short of cash in my own personal life, I found it simplest to marry a wealthy widow and incorporate the unearned wealth into my own.
That's why Japan is changing its name to "Mrs. Japan-America."
Oh, good. And when it's caught having an affair with Canada will it be sent to Africa too?
