Rockjock  

Oh come on, RJ, I'm not cutting my hair. I think it makes me look like a rebel.

I'm telling you, you gotta cut the hair. We're all in agreement on the baords.

No, look, I'm telling you I can't! All right! FINE! If I cut my hair, will you leave me alone already?

Yes, you'll turn out for the better. Trust me. Everything will work out. You worry too much. You'll look fine.

Well, what do you think?

Holy mother loving...GROW IT BACK! GROW IT BACK!