Rockjock  

Time to start my quest to conquer evil.

I am Pixina, the fairy guide who will give you clues along the way and assist you.

Damn, girl! Those are some major-ass pleasure pillows you're hauling around!

Oh, these? Yeah, I guess I am pretty well-endowed as far as fairies go.

Well shit, let's drop this questing crap and get down with bumpin' nasties. I'm hung like a horse, too.

Pffft! Look at the size of me. If you can even fit it in I'm going to laugh my fucking ass off.