President Chappelle introduces his new program to eliminate terrorists--personally follow them around and playa hate on them.
Where you goin', bitch? I see you checkin' out Madrid an' shit! You's a bad boy, ain't ya?
Oh, you's a big man runnin' up on Chechnya and trying to fight there! Shit, no one would think to find yo' ass up in here! Get yo'self some WMDs yet, ya muthafuckin' fool?
Jesus God Damn Christ, what the fuck do we DO?!
Yeah, that's right, bitch! You best go get converted. We got infidel skills you better recognize! Say hi to Rick James for me too, foo'!
