President Chappelle visits American troops in Iraq...
Hey, suckas! It's the Commander in Chief in tha hizzy, yo.
Jesus God Damn Christ, what the fuck do we DO?!
Aw, shit! It's that Moonbeam Tuttle muthafucka! What's up yo' ass this time?
Dude, you're not only fighting in Iraq, but pulling our troops out of Germany and South Korea! We only want our soldiers stationed where they're needed least!
Yo man, no sweat. I'll send those guys in Germany back for another tour of duty. I made sure to tell them who to thank for that, too.
Ummm...this might severely handicap my human shield ability if the soldiers will be willing to shoot me anyway.
