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Dog Barking... Cannot Fly Without Umbrella! "Sometimes being painfully unfunny can be funny!"
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by RopeDrink
7-14-01
...Let... Me... Off... This... Fucking... Cross... Son... You... Bitch... *gasp*
Answer me this... Why were you such a cunt to me in the past!? If you had behaved like a normal sexualy depraved father, I wouldn't have retorted to nailing your ass onto a cross in the first place.
Look, you had me on this cross for three days, without food... The *one* day you released me, the first thing I saw was your aunt Jessie, and a slice of toast... I ate the two together... Oh shit...
*Sigh* What now...
...Not A Happy Day For Sonny...
(!) I think I just excreted your aunt down the back of my leg (!)...
Im sick of this...
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