Mike's Message: "I'm relevant, dammit!"

Author: RustleBee

Date: October 11, 2001

by RustleBee
10-11-01
WEDNESDAY ------- COMEDY NITE PLEASE TIP YOUR WAITRESSES
Boy--are my fellow Americans a bunch of jingoistic, saber-rattling jerks, or what? I tell ya, everything they claim to believe in is a big, fat lie! That's right! You heard me! A big fat lie!
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WEDNESDAY ------- COMEDY NITE PLEASE TIP YOUR WAITRESSES
Hey...is thing on? Can you hear my irreverent barbs OK in the back? What the...dammit, people, I am the creator of "Roger And Me"! Remember that? It was critically acclaimed! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!