All comics by Rutiger

 

by Rutiger
11-22-01
I sure do like that asian looking huney there!!!
If that guy sees my teeth it's over....
hi Baby do you like the Sexxors???
I have bad teeth and no penis!
NO PENIS!!! I've got to kind my pettors!
I would do the pettor but not you you broke faggot!

 

by Rutiger
1-12-02
Hey Geoff!!!
Oh... Hey Mike Brown
Want to make money Painting Cartoons for us at mercury? We'll be gentle as we rape you...
I would rather rot in hell...
Mercury is hell... I'll see you monday.
I'm going to fap to pics of Pam and Laura.

 

by Rutiger
1-13-02
Kevin gets drunk and goes looking for love
Hey Arlyn! want to have sexxors! I have 5 bucks from selling soap!
Look drunk boy..I'm not arlyn... I am a prostitute..but you can call me Arlyn.
Oh I'm sorry to bother you... Only the real Arlyn will do... If I want a whore I'll call Courtney
If I could only tell him the truth...
Hey Arlyn, slow night?
no...but Kevin keeps stumbling by every ten minutes and scarin off customers.

 

by Rutiger
1-14-02
Kevin again has his Sue dream
Hi Sue how's it going?
To tell you the truth Kevin I missed you while you were making soap!
But Keins dream quickly changes AGAIN!
I just wanted you to know that I'm back now and I thought we could...you know...get it on....
what are you talking about? You're dreaming again! I'm not Sue, I'm Arlyn!
Now knowing it's a dream he takes control!
well if this is a dream then I want to be Arlyn! Lets get it on!!!
Then I will be Ellery and make this scen more realistic!

 

by Rutiger
1-27-02
ellery was bored so he made a comic
Hey Roo I'm feeling kinda gay today.
I know what you;re goign through.. but that's only because Kevin was in town so you regressed
But it's more than just that... I think I love him!
Who Kevin? but he's all like... croation and shit.
I like CowBoys
Well fuck... If it aint cro-at it aint WHERE it's AT!
Stop stealing my lines you fucktard.

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