SClawson  

Here's the French. Watch me write self-degrading things in his speech bubble; because he's French.

I stink.

They arrive; and French becomes THE language to speak. No idea why. It's all OOOH SACRE BLEU, I HAVE DROPPED MY BAGUETTE.

My wife has a beard.

Thousands of Frech words integrate into the English vocabulary. And they're all poncey, like parliament and banquet.

I have more underarm hair than my dog has fur.