STRAT  

....YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU SARAH.....BUT I HAVE TO KNOW THE TRUTH.....

.....WELL MARK.......I'M NOT HAVING YOUR BABY.......IT'S....PAUL'S BABY.........I NEVER REALLY LOVED YOU EITHER.......

.....*BANG BANG*.....

AIN'T THAT JUST A BUMMER WHEN THAT HAPPENS