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Alan's girlfriend had left him, and he lost the will to live.
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| We have a complaint from the Department of Sanitation. Apparently someone is trying to dispose of a corpse. | |
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| I am not dead yet, but you could say in a way that my ex-girlfriend Susan will be the one ultimately responsible for my corpse ending up in a garbage truck. | |
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| The law defines a corpse as "the dead body of a human being". | |
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| A human is something that can feel happiness. I, therefore, am not human. | |
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| Well, I'm going to arrest someone for something today, dammit. You'll pass as human once I cut you up. | |
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| Fair enough. If possible, could you arrange to have Susan share a jail cell with my corpse? | |
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