All comics by SamAsh24

 

by SamAsh24
12-13-01
On the way home from the market Alec comes along a Ho.....
Hey Baby how much for you?
I'm not who you think I am. You think I'm just some Ho don't you? Well watch this!
How did you!?!?!
How did I do what turn into your wife? You're walking on thin ice Alec. Pull something like that again and prepare for devorce!!

 

by SamAsh24
12-13-01
On the way home from the market Alec comes along a Ho.....
Hey Baby how much for you?
I'm not who you think I am. You think I'm just some Ho don't you? Well watch this!
How did you!?!?!
How did I do what turn into your wife? You're walking on thin ice Alec. Pull something like that again and prepare for devorce!!

 

by SamAsh24
12-13-01
On the way home from the market Alec comes along a Ho.....
Hey Baby how much for you?
I'm not who you think I am. You think I'm just some Ho don't you? Well watch this!
How did you!?!?!
How did I do what turn into your wife? You're walking on thin ice Alec. Pull something like that again and prepare for devorce!!

 

by SamAsh24
12-13-01
Can you keep a secret? I need your help...
Sure thing, what do you need?
I'm gonna hammer this nail into my head, and I need you to put me in a trash can.
Well... Ok, but only because you are my friend.
Thanks.

 

by SamAsh24
12-13-01
Somewhere in Afghanistan.....
Nice suit Osama.... I mean Santa.
Yes.....Yes now those Americans wont be able to Notice me now.
A roar falls over the desert.......
Whats that niose??
O shoot!
Santa Help!!!!!!
Yikes!!!!!!!

 

by SamAsh24
12-13-01
In the heat of mid-day, a lone man steps up to his master.
Excuse me Mr. Robot Overlord sir, but may I take a quick break from gardening and take my pain medication?
No! You have to stay here and garden with the rest of the male, middle-class, white slaves!
But my hip is broken and need that medicine to relieve the pain! If not, I might not be able to do your gardening for you! I could even die of pain so intense that it causes me to have spasms!
Maybe you would like it better if I sold your medication! Then, if you die, I can feed you to the other gardeners! Now get back to work!
You can't do this to me! I'm a person, don't you understand? Why won't you let me live in peace???
NO! No peace! Only gardens!

 

by SamAsh24
12-14-01
Alec runs into a pimp on the way home he wants a Ho but is worried from what happened last time.....
Hey how much for your hos?
$250 Cracka'
Are they clean? You see this is my first time to get it on with a Ho so are they nice and clean? Like I wont get hiv will I?
You callin' my s*** bad mothaF*****? Give me da cash then pick a Ho and dash before da cops come.
So lets go to your place
Well we cant go to my house my wife is home but I know a place we can go.

 

by SamAsh24
12-14-01
Alec shows his Ho into his lab....Lets see what happens.
Well here we are. Are you going to take your clothes off first or me?
I'll take mine off first but I'll do it very slowly.
Yikes!!!!!!!!!!
Yikes!!!!!!!!!!
Ha ha ha I hope you like it in hell Alec!!!!

 

by SamAsh24
12-14-01
Where the hell am I?
Why good you asked your in the firey hell.
Hello Alec I've been expecting you to come.Before I explain why your here I must change some things about your appearence such as your big head.
I hope this turns out right....I hope he doesn't turn into a friendly dragon like that other guy did.

 

by SamAsh24
12-14-01
Wow that was strange!!!!
Oh shoot you turned into the same thing Hitler did. But at least you didn't turn into a little asian girl like Osama Bin Laden.Oh well before we go I would like to introduce you to everyone.
Hello everyone I'm Alec and I really don't know why I'm down here but I'm sure the Devil man will explain that to me in one second so hi.
Was that good?
Yes....Yes...That was fine know let me show you how you got here.Look at the narration in the next comic, thats my voice.

 

by SamAsh24
12-14-01
Satan: In this strip your wife is watching from somewhere, but it doesn't have to be on the strip. But the point is she found out about you hiring a Ho.
Satan: These are your last seconds of your life. Your wife blew you to Hell Alec and you never got to hump a ho.
Here your wife laughs at your death while standing on the rubble of your lab.

 

by SamAsh24
12-14-01
See your wife never did love you or at least until you got to your ho stage.
Well my wife did tell me if I tried to hire a Ho again than she would dirvoce me.
Why didn't you listen to your wife when she said this I was considering of giving you another chance on Earth but maybe you should burn in HELL!!!!!!
Don you mean I get another chance on Earth?
Yes, but only on one condition.You must find the man of British admiration and tell him to go to hell as soon as you can you will have three days to do this or you will burn in hell FOREVER!!!!!!!
I will do as you tell me to finally I could get my life back on track. Thank you satan. I will remember your help.

 

by SamAsh24
12-18-01
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME YOU STUPID SQUIRREL?
I wanna suck your cock.
Cool
I hope you said suck not nibble. I need a band-Aid!!!!!

 

by SamAsh24
1-03-02
sup asian you werre speeding just by my ass and i cought you
your right you do have a fat ass!
yes i know that my ass is a little to big but it sure is good to kiss
if you would excuse me now i have to go pray to allah
How did you!?!?! you made my ass red. thanks. and remember kids don't smoke or you will be like poo
ok thanks for the tip i will make sure that i will not do that. so now if you would like to excuse me.... wait i have a idea for you i think you ought to suck your cock in the swimming pool.

 

by SamAsh24
1-03-02
I'm fine, I'm fine!!!!!!
hey girl i am checking you out, i am a lesbo
excuse me????????????
yep thats right i am a lesbo that means that i want to rip off your clothes and lick you to the bone.
well if you are so interested in women than why don;y you screw with yourself???????
yea thats right thats a good idea, i should go do that.

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