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by SatansPencil
8-30-05
MOOOOOOOOOOON
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
......

 

by SatansPencil
8-30-05
...DUDE...what the f***...why am I in Hell....I'm not dead...
...............
...you're a f***ing LIZARD....
You've got to be kidding me...

 

by SatansPencil
8-30-05
Look...okay Bob...I can't get my covah blown tonight..iite...so maybe we can get togetha another time...okay baby?
Alrite..look...just once baby...I promise...no one will see you...
...cause you know Bob..I do very serious work...okay...no one can know about this...it's important to me...mmmkay?
I know sweetie...just order...
......OhMahGawd...Grim..see..I'm...it's not what you think....
........Okay...well..

 

by SatansPencil
9-02-05
::In downtown New Orleans..a new threats are making their presence known..::
Hi Bob...I'm standing in downtown New Orleans right now. The killer squirrels that call themselves "GEORGE" seem to be taking over the ruins of this once great city. Here comes one now
DIE BITCHES!!
Steve...Steve...we can't hear you Steve.....Could someone get him some help?!?

 

by SatansPencil
10-26-05
At the Plains of Phillipi..
Et tu, Brute?
.............
Et tu, BRUTE!?!
................
ET TU, BRUTE!??!
...IT WAS PEER PRESSURE?!?!

 

by SatansPencil
10-26-05
.......Football......Football.....
....dude....Coach Walker....
....Football....::twitch.::...Okay. ...Civics...civics....FOOTBALL!
.....I just don't understand....::points to question::
DUDE! HE JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED!

 

by SatansPencil
10-26-05
At the plains of Phillipi....
Et tu, Brute?
............
Et tu, BRUTE?!?
............
ET TU, BRUTE?!?
....IT WAS PEER PRESSURE!?!!!

 

by SatansPencil
3-28-06
Alright...So..We went over the plan. You know what to do right?
Yeah.
Asian...I have orders to make you die.
From who exactly?
MASTAH BLAKIE!

 

by SatansPencil
3-28-06
So..How'd it go?
I think it went quite nicely. The job was done.
Good. On to the negroes..
Yes Sir, Mastah Blakie.
Die Negro.
Says who?

 

by SatansPencil
3-28-06
Okay. So..what you think...Beaners?
Of course, Mastah Blakie.
Die Beaner.
Ehh...I don't think so mistah...
I do. Muahahaha.

 

by SatansPencil
6-11-07
mmmm...
Hey mistah... what cha doin'?
Oh... Hi little boy. How are you this FINE day? It seems to be obvious that I'm smokin' marijuana, eh little man?
.............well.. mistah.... what's marijuana?
....It's a majikal plant that grows in the ground. It's illegal.. so don't tell your mommy...but here's a dime sack.
....WOW! THANKS MISTAH!

 

by SatansPencil
6-11-07
...what are you doing?
.....mmmmm
That's not even funny dude.... what the fuck?! You're not gonna eat me are you?
....mmmmmmm
DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Oh...sorry. I was just whackin' it. I don't eat dolphin.

 

by SatansPencil
8-17-07
Hey.. uh.. Bree?
Yeah...
...WTF are you doing?
Trying to get my wang wang as big as yours.. with a.. um... pumper.
Bye.
UHHHHHHH. OH YEAH. UGH. *grunt*

 

...I'm baked.
by SatansPencil, 10-12-08

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