Satarian  

...So, I told her, "you're really a guy?" and she said, "Yeah and I fooled you good!"

Yeah, you've told me that one a million times.

Actually, this is with my 2,343,876th cyber-date.

I don't know how I lost track, Dom.

But you see, life is an adventure. Like my father said, "Du bist verrückt", which means 'the key to long life is a true love', so I gotta take these risks and blah blah blah blah blah blah...

...Wow, even his own cloths can't put up with his crap.