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by Satsuka
12-27-01
I'm dating Jesus!!
You are not, you damned liar.
Hey, I'm dating Jesus!!
Lee-tell girl, in zee old country, VEE HAD TO DO ZIS ALL NIGHT FOR A SEEP OF WATER!!!
In the bedroom...
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

by Satsuka
2-28-02
I have cleavage on my stomach.
Tonight, I will gnaw on my feet.
Now that the war is over, we can finally live in peace.
I'm castrated!
Scenes from next week's exciting conclusion!
Get on zee bed, beetch.
Time for some hot penguin prostitute love.

 

by Satsuka
4-06-04
Hi. This is Erin. I am a robot because there is an apparent lack of attractive female avatars in this comic strip-making programme. Not that.. not that I think I'm particularly attractive or anything.
YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF MY MIGHTY ASS HAMMER.

 

by Satsuka
4-06-04
This is a mixture of an experience my friend and I had together.
Yo yo yo. What the hell are those?
Um... they're... fishnets.
You like to get fucked in those?
Uuuuhhh...

 

by Satsuka
4-06-04
The night is young... and sexy.
Um.
I have to go.
YOU'RE GONNA GET BONED TONIGHT!!

 

by Satsuka
4-06-04
In Erin's room...
That's it! I'm sick of being lonely. I'ma go get myself a hooker. Lord knows I gots nothin' else to live for.
Um. Hi. I'm sort of new at this, but... you have any fine ladies?
Verily, dear chap! I shall bringeth my very finest hither!
Say, maybe this won't be so ba-- OH, JESUS FUCK!!

 

by Satsuka
4-06-04
Look... I... I don't know if I can do this.
Whussuh mattuh? Ain't I purty enuff fer yew?
Actually, no. You're the most revolting collection of flabby hair-covered flesh I've ever witnessed.
This panel is true!
... And I once saw Danny Bonaduce's stark naked ASS.

 

by Satsuka
4-06-04
Erin has violent mood swings! Let's watch!
God fucking damnit! I hate everyone! Fucking fuck fuck bonch balls!! Cock munch anus!! Cunt!! GARRRRR!!
Oh Mary Mother of God, why doesn't anyone want to love me?
It has recently become apparent that our previously scheduled panel was annoying bullshit. Now for your enjoyment, we give you singing Cthulhu!
DON'T STOP THINKIN' ABOUT TOMOOOROW

 

by Satsuka
4-06-04
An apology.
As soon as I finished that last comic, I realized I misspelled "tomorrow" in the last panel. I am sorry.
... what, you thought I was going to apologize for the entire comic?? Hell no!!

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