All comics by SaulG

 

Paris by SaulG 5-12-05
SUP SUP SUP	INERTIA ... ...	Rolo told me your secret! SUP

 

tension by SaulG 5-12-05
		HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN

 

minimalism by SaulG 5-12-05

 

whodunnit by SaulG 5-12-05
Who did it? It was the butler.	Are you sure? I'm not that convinced. I reckon it was Jacques Derrida, the "mad axeman of Western philosophy". He's dead.	Oh yeah.

 

bijection by SaulG 5-12-05
One. Two.	Three. Four.	Five. Six.

 

duel part 1 by SaulG 5-12-05
~Are you ready to begin the duel?~ WAITASEC WAITASEC	~These two mortal enemies have met in our arena today to...~ My hate for you is like a fierce, cold blue star, suspended in the infinite void of my loathing. My hate for you is like a poodle with no hair.	~...resolve their grievances in physical combat.~ If you were dead, all the world would rejoice. This is the outcome I wish to achieve, and by all the gods I will. If you were dead, your corpse would make good fertiliser.

 

duel part 2 by SaulG 5-12-05
~And the countdown has begun! Ten!~ I guess this is it. I guess this is your mum.	~Nine!~ Prepare to learn what your entrails look like! Hey, look at that guy. He's on fire.	~Eight!~ No, not him. Left a bit.

 

duel part 3 by SaulG 5-12-05
~Seven!~ When this countdown ends, you will see the light of my power. No...	~Six!~ When this countdown ends, I will see your mum!	~Five!~ No, look, you can see her now. She's up there in the audience. CRIPES!

 

duel part 4 by SaulG 5-13-05
~Four!~ You fleabag! You scum!	~Three!~ You rapscallion! You MINSTREL!!!!!!	~Two!~ .... HAHAHA! Look at this guy, he's a minstrel!

 

duel part 5 by SaulG 5-13-05
~One!~ You'll pay for that, right now. That's what they all say.	~FIGHT!~ ... Oh my god.	~And another dynamic battle begins...~ Deliver unto me a fish and I may hasten your death. Sassy.

 

duel part deejay by SaulG 5-13-05
~...and so it's readily apparent that John Wayne was just a paper tiger!~ So? I'm outta here.	~However, whether this was solely responsible for demographic change in 1830s China is subject to debate...~ Diphiel Aristanes Moricula Meederin Icosahedron Taralah... Fishkat Dishkat Dragostea Din Tei Mabularia...	~...fired, sir? But I've only just started!~

 

interlude by SaulG 5-13-05
It seems that we have a crisis.	My fascination has expanded twofold, with socks on.	Never before have I hefted the blunt meta-shelf. What's that you say?

 

address by SaulG 5-13-05
Friends, women, hippies... lend me your ears.		This isn't going to work. I agree.

 

invasion by SaulG 5-14-05
So. If you're so clever, what do you suggest? A metaphysical enema? No, I didn't think so.	What's that you say? Sandals? I shall certainly give it a try... HEY. Am I interrupting something important?	Not particularly. Dammit. Wrong island!

 

It Green by SaulG 12-03-05
No, I didn't do the footwork. then who did	lol i truly am cracking up	We should do another take. That one blew. no it didn't, it green

 

Postman by SaulG 12-03-05
Okay, so I'm the postman now? yes post the letters with manifest justice.	Consider it done. believe me i do	IT LATER BECAME APPARENT THAT HE HAD NOT POSTED THE LETTERS

 

Music by SaulG 12-03-05
# I'm too bad to make it good # No. Doesn't sound like you're feeling it. You need more stretch in your voice.	LATER No, no, there's no bounce! Stretch and bounce, man, stretch and bounce! The lack of a tambourine doesn't help.	This is an a cappella production. More like an A COWBELL production. Because that's what it needs more of.

 

FIRE by SaulG 12-18-05
FIRE DIALOGUE	FIRES ON THE MOTHERFUCKING PLAIN kiss me okay	FIRE PILLOW TALK was it good for you too oh yes definitely

 

karaoke by SaulG 12-18-05
Koaraoke night in the bber pub ### She came to me one morning, She came to me one morning, She came to me one morning,	they are singing uriah heep's song! whoever he is! sing it bro her long hair flowing in the mid-winter wind.	URHIA HEEP AS BEEN THE VIC TIM OF AN MISUNDERSTANDFING you have got to be fucking kidding me i know those aren't the real lyrics right

 

herpes by SaulG 12-18-05
It's national Talk To A Bench Day in Somaliland! hi	ok can i get a response please. I am a doctor and my time is being wasted and people are probably dying of herpes.	I'm a herpes doctor you see. Can you cure my herpes?

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