Fred, about to Make Something of himself

Author: Savage

Date: July 13, 2007

by Savage
7-13-07
Hey, Ed, I may have a job!
Doing what?
Driving this rich girl around. She just got out of jail for drunk driving.
But Fred, you're always drunk. What if the police stop you? You could lose your driver's license.
Oh no. I couldn't do that. I don't have a driver's license.
Well then, you're good to go, bro.