The Heart of a Drunkard

Author: Savage

Date: September 12, 2007

by Savage
9-12-07
Oh Ed, I'm so happy!
Why is that, bro?
I'm in love! She's the most wonderful girl in the world!
But what about Myrtle Slagfelt, the girl you said you were in love with last week?
Oh, she left me for that guy who ties balloon animals with his feet. My new girlfriend is really, really special.
Well, that goes without saying.