Fred, About to Become Teacher's Pet

Author: Savage

Date: September 15, 2007

by Savage
9-15-07
Oh Ed, my new girlfriend is the most wonderful woman in the world! She's a goddess!
Woah, slow down bro. What's her name? How did you meet? Tell me something about her besides "wonderful."
Her name is Manson Marilyn Schwartz. We met when I got my pants stuck in the bus door. I was scared, but she freed me. Then she slapped me.
Uh-huh. She sounds like a Girl Scout, going around rescuing the feebleminded.
No, she's a Randian therapist. She says she can help me.
A randy therapist? Bro, those are the best kind!