An Unexpected Revelation

Author: Savage

Date: January 17, 2008

by Savage
1-17-08
Joe, we've been married for a long time, and there's something I've always wanted to tell you.
Aw, hon, I know. The Hell's Angels send me a thank you card every year.
No, it's not that. It's just that...Well, I want to--I want to...
It's okay, Doreen. I'll always love you, no matter what.
Joe, I want to be a nun!
I need a drink.