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by Scott_Miles
3-20-01
the first day of every month...
did you pay the bills yet?
bills, bills, bills... you mean like electricity and stuff?
dammit, steve! you're such a loser! i hate you!
would driving a nail into my head make you stop yelling at me?
yes. yes it would.
heh heh heh... sucker!

 

by Scott_Miles
3-20-01
did you know that every time i burp, it sends me back in time five seconds?
come on, ted. you're such a liar!
burp.
did you know that every time i burp, it sends me back in time five seconds?
come on, ted. you're such a liar!

 

by Scott_Miles
3-20-01
since when do you get mail?
it's from your mom. she sent me a hundred bucks.
are you sure it wasn't for me?
i dunno. i can't read.
god, you're the worst roommate in the world.
probably... so is your mom trying to get with me or what?

 

by Scott_Miles
3-20-01
come on, steve. why are you in the trash can again?
i lost my car at the craps table, so now i'm rolling around in this.
well, you're not gonna pick up any chicks with that.
not true. i just made it with a foxy lady.
you idiot! that was a racoon foraging for scraps of food!
well then...that explains the rabies.

 

by Scott_Miles
10-02-04
Another day, another dollar...
So then Sheila says--
Wait! You're going out with Sheila? Sheila from Accounting?
For a couple of weeks, yeah. What's it to you?
Hmmm... She's the one with the hideous birthmark on her thigh and a raging case of herpes?
What? Does everyone in the office know about that?!
Yep. And I don't even work here. I just stop by once a month to steal office supplies.

 

by Scott_Miles
10-02-04
Steve! What the hell are you doing?
Protesting. Too long have we stood by and let our oppressors squash our freedoms!!
But what good is driving a nail into your forehead?
It's more effective than voting.
Eh, good enough for me...
Be sure and aim for the frontal lobe. That's where your pain sensors are hiding.

 

by Scott_Miles
10-02-04
This is quite possibly the worst vacation ever.
But the Time Travel agent said this was the hottest cruise of the century...
Flashback!
Trust me! It's an adventure to remember!
Well, the brochure does mention hot, sexy singles and a free buffet.
Did it also mention the fact that the ship would break apart after hitting a damn iceberg?
To be honest, I stopped reading after "free buffet".

 

by Scott_Miles
10-02-04
2 B...or not 2 B...
Awww! Isn't that cute? The robot thinks he's doing Shakespeare.
I'd like to see you do better.
Don't you see, Hamlet? Down here, it's our time. Goonies never say die!
Have you ever even read a book?
You are SO getting a negative review in my column for "The Village Voice".

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