Zombie X: The Other White Meat

Author: Screendummie

Date: April 11, 2005

by Screendummie
4-11-05
So, what would you like on our menu?
You got anything white meat related? I have a craving for it today.
White meat? Yeah, we got plenty of that. Don't think we ever run out.
Lemme see. Last time I had the Hillbilly Cheddar Ranch Bacon Burger.
Should I suggest our new awsome Whiney Elitist Burger? It comes with rancid tripe.
Awsome? Shit, it doesn't even have bacon in it.