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| Hamlet has gone crazy! He killed Polonius, and told me not to say anything...but I am anyways! | |
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| He killed Polonius!?! That could have been me he killed! I'll send Rosencrantz and Guildenstern to get him so I can talk to him right away... | |
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| I have to send you to England so I can take care of everything here. I promise nothing wierd - like you being sentenced to death when you arrive - will happen. | |
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| Oh okay! Well in that case I'm fine with it! I hid Polonius under the stairs in the lobby...he is probably being eaten by bugs by now...sooo I vote to just leave him there... | |
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| Oh hey there! So not that you need too know this, but the Norwegian army is on its way to Poland right now to fight over some silly patch of land where a TON of people will die for no real reason... | |
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| What a silly thing to fight over...at least I wanted to kill the King for revenge! Wait...maybe I need to think a little bloodier about how I want to kill him...I must cancel this vacation! | |
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