Jon Gets Pussy

Author: Scyess

Date: December 17, 2002

by Scyess
12-17-02
I'm sorry your pet-shopping experience didn't go better.
Me too. I thought cats were cute and fluffy, but it turns out they're self-centered, sadistic, and basically evil.
So, um, why did you get one?
It made me.
"Hey, bitch! Come fix me some food or I'll claw your eyes out."
I see...
Listen, I gotta go...