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| I'm sorry your pet-shopping experience didn't go better. | |
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| Me too. I thought cats were cute and fluffy, but it turns out they're self-centered, sadistic, and basically evil. | |
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| So, um, why did you get one? | |
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"Hey, bitch! Come fix me some food or I'll claw your eyes out."
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