Funny... or Scary?

Author: Scyess

Date: January 8, 2003

by Scyess
1-08-03
I've decided I want to go back to school to better my life. What do you think of these classes I circled?
Let's see... "Beginning Knitting," "Ceramics: Contemporary Pasta Bowls," "Feminist Research Methods," "The Politics of Marriage," "Anti-Aging Facial Exercise,"
"Introduction to African American Religion," "Rubber Stamp: Basic Skills," "Pop Music in American Culture," "Feminist Literary Criticism," "Reproductive Politics," "The Enjoyment of Music,"
Sorry, folks. That's the whole joke. These are actual courses taught at actual universities and colleges in Scyess' area.
"History of Funeral Service," "Dog Massage," Ooo... "Realize Your Dreams!" When did they learn to teach that in one class? Sign me up.