Fun Ways to Spend Your Money

Author: Scyess

Date: January 8, 2003

by Scyess
1-08-03
But... it's what I've always wanted to do! If I take enough classes, and get good grades. I'll work really hard!
I'm not saying you couldn't do it, I'm just saying that it's probably a tough job market to break into...
I can do it if I just believe in myself! You'll see.
Okay. It's your money.
4 years later...
...and you'll see from my resume I am more than qualified for the position. Are you SURE you're not retiring soon?
When I find out who made up the "Santa Claus" major I'm going to leave him a stocking full of reindeer poop.