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| The conundrum is that it's a few inches longer than usual, a bit heavy, and kind of shaped funny. Can I still stick it in your box? | |
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| NO WAY! Not without paying a lot more, you stingy bastard. | |
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| I know it's not usual to do this with cats, but I really need to. | |
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| No problem, sir! I'll make sure it gets exactly where it needs to go! | |
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| The US Postal Service: providing better service than back alley hookers since 1775. Visit us online at http://www.usps.xxx/ | |
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| Listen, Jack, about your new ad campaign... | |
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