CC 174: Ask Them to Stamp on Your Head

Author: Scyess

Date: March 6, 2003

by Scyess
3-06-03
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The conundrum is that it's a few inches longer than usual, a bit heavy, and kind of shaped funny. Can I still stick it in your box?
NO WAY! Not without paying a lot more, you stingy bastard.
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I know it's not usual to do this with cats, but I really need to.
No problem, sir! I'll make sure it gets exactly where it needs to go!
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