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| So the stock market's back in the crapper, there's still war in the Middle East, I think I'm coming down with SARS -- | |
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| Did you ever notice that when humorists -- for example comic strippers -- run out of ideas, they often resort to satirizing current events instead of coming up with original ideas? | |
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| Why -- with the national debt mounting so quickly and the rainforests being depleated -- would you even ask such a question? | |
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