Sad But True

Author: Scyess

Date: April 10, 2003

by Scyess
4-10-03
So the stock market's back in the crapper, there's still war in the Middle East, I think I'm coming down with SARS --
Hey, Jon?
Uh, what?
Did you ever notice that when humorists -- for example comic strippers -- run out of ideas, they often resort to satirizing current events instead of coming up with original ideas?
Why -- with the national debt mounting so quickly and the rainforests being depleated -- would you even ask such a question?
Oh, no reason.