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| Wow, The Davinci Code's evidence on the true origins of the Bible sure has set off a controversy. | |
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| Yeah, because it's all wrong. | |
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| Oh? Are you one of those who believe that the Bible is truly the unaltered word of God? | |
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| No... I've just finished personally retranslating the whole Bible and found that, in reality, it's mostly just a bunch of horse grooming tips and dick jokes. | |
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| Er, if you don't mind, I'm just going to move to another state before you release this information to the press. | |
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| You know the book of John? It's actually a bunch of filafel recipes. | |
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