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| Hey, sexy. How about you come to my place tonight? | |
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| I'll wear my translucent underwear, but not for very long. And we can -- hold on, let me move somewhere else. | |
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| I've decided to add cell phone earpieces to the list of things that make my life miserable. | |
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| You can also add deforestation... although your list is probably the main cause of it. | |
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