Bangin' ][

Author: Scyess

Date: March 16, 2004

by Scyess
3-16-04
Yeah... so I was bangin' this three-year-old last night...
Dammit, Jim! What did I say about keeping your disgusting sex stories to yourself?
Dang it... what makes you think this is a sex story?
Because you just said you were banging a three-year-old!!!!
Oh, I didn't mean that. I was bangin' it against the table at Pasta Hut. Damned thing wouldn't stop screaming.
I don't know what's more revolting: you, or parents who bring screaming infants into restaraunts.