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| There are forty thousand people in this branch of our company alone. By the time any work gets down to our level, it's either outdated, already done, or so convoluted that we have to send it back. | |
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| Without hope of accomplishing anything, the best I can do is hire unqualified, underpaid people like you and claim I'm saving the company money, while keeping up my headcount quotas. | |
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| So when I saw "takes up space" on your résumé, naturally I gave you a call. | |
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| I prefer to think of myself as a "Lacunar Engineer." | |
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