Planning Ahead

Author: Scyess

Date: May 16, 2005

by Scyess
5-16-05
Pass me another sandwich, will ya? I'm trying to get up past 600 lbs.
Good lord. Why?
It's my new idea. I was thinking that no matter how fat I get, my skeleton remains the same size.
So?
So they'll have to bury me in a huge coffin. Then, 100,000 years from now, archaeologists will dig up my especially huge coffin and figure I was some sort of king or something.
It's good to have a goal in life, I guess.