How the Male Mind Works

Author: Scyess

Date: November 3, 2005

by Scyess
11-03-05
Some people might say your constant desire to hurt me stems from the frustration of a deep-down attraction you're afraid to admit to.
PSYCHOANALZYE THIS, SIGMUND!
Oh, yeah. She wants me.
This going to hurt a lot, but please understand I'd rather swallow a live hedgehog than date you.