Emeril's Envy

Author: Scyess

Date: November 7, 2005

by Scyess
11-07-05
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Holy shit, Jon! What the hell are you doing?
"No pain, no gain," they say. So I'm slamming my head against the edge of the table until I gain from it.
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I'm actually kind of surprised he can't see the flaw in that logic.
Even if he could before, I doubt he can now.