Aphusations

Author: Scyess

Date: December 11, 2006

by Scyess
12-11-06
You forgot to close the door again.
You know what they say: "A closed door is like a closed heart, and a closed heart is like an empty soul.
But I don't see --
"...and an empty soul is like a cold bed, and a cold bed is like an emtpy can of peaches, and an empty can of peaches is like a frizzy pompador...
I'm thinking installing a spring-loaded hinge would be easier than this.
..."and a frizzy pompador is like a homeless ninja, and a homeless ninja cannot immolate your door when it is open." Duh.