T'was the High Before Christmas

Author: Scyess

Date: December 18, 2006

by Scyess
12-18-06
He had a broad face and a little round belly, that shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.
Ha! Santa! You're really real! Ha ha!
Ho ho ho! Yes, of course I am! Ho ho ho!
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf, And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
And then I learned, better than Christmas snowfall; nitrous oxide t'was the best gift of all.
Ha ha ha ha! Want me to open a window or something?
Ho ho hell, no!