Fruit Wars

Author: Scyess

Date: July 16, 2007

by Scyess
7-16-07
Can I have the last banana?
Nope. I already called dibs.
HEAR YE! I, JON, KING OF THIS HOUSE, DO HEREBY DECREE THIS YELLOW FRUIT TO BE SOLE AND SOVERIGN PROPERTY OF THE STATE: MEANING ME. **chomp**
You didn't bring much lunch today, Sanna. Where's the rest of it?
It was banannexed.