Explanations

Author: Scyess

Date: October 22, 2009

by Scyess
10-22-09
I've always wondered about you people who lean on the wall with one hand at the urinal.
Is it really that hard to stand upright on your own for 90 seconds? Or are you trying to convince everyone that your enormous schlong is throwing you off balance?
I guess no one ever showed you the secret "testicle massage" button.
Aha! That also explains why you've been here for 45 minutes.