Stupid Aphorisms

Author: Scyess

Date: June 11, 2002

by Scyess
6-11-02
They say we were given two ears but only one mouth so we can listen twice as much as we speak.
Really? I heard it was because in an emergency, you could eat one ear and still have one left.
But I'm open-minded. I'll try out your theory if you try out mine.
Sometimes I wish you were given two ears and no mouth.