Loser?

Author: Scyess

Date: August 8, 2002

by Scyess
8-08-02
My God! You've never seen Blue Velvet? What the hell do you do with your evenings??
Well, when I'm not innovating lucrative, award-winning inventions, I like to go to a celebrity party or windsurfing.
I also enjoy exploring unmapped regions of the Amazon, or climb mountains previously thought unscalable. Sometimes I just have sex with my girlfriend for 8 hours. Which reminds me... gotta go. Later!
I can't believe he's never seen Blue Velvet. What a loser.