Not What He Was Banking On

Author: Scyess

Date: August 21, 2002

by Scyess
8-21-02
Um, my withdrawal was declined at the ATM and I came in to see what was wrong.
Yes, sir. It seems like you've been making withdrawals and not deposits, so we froze your account.
But I should have enough money in there.
True, sir, but that kind of behavior indicates to us that you are secretly trying to take your business to another bank, and we can't have that.
But, I lost my job... I don't have any more money to deposit, but I have to eat...
A likely story. Come back when you've decided to end your illicit relationship with "them." Have a nice day.