Boing

Author: Scyess

Date: September 11, 2002

by Scyess
9-11-02
Hi! I hope you don't mind my waiting for your to come home. I'm from the Publisher's Mine-Laying House Sweepstakes, and...
STOP BOTHERING ME! YOU MAY -NOT- LAY DESTRUCTO-MINES IN MY HOUSE! EVER! PERIOD!
Well, then, can I at least play on your trampoline?
Okay.